Wickedly Long, Painfully Flat- 'Wicked'
I don’t like musicals. The random bursting into song feels so unnatural it immediately pulls me out of any story they’ve managed to tell so far. The style of most musical theatre songs or show tunes doesn’t align with my general music taste like honestly, where are Paolo Nutini, Radiohead and Clairo?? The run times are ridiculous, act after act and all riddled with pacing issues. I cannot comprehend how I sit through a musical while the person next to me is somehow having a good time. Yet, unlike some of my other film opinions (which you may incorrectly disagree with), I don’t think my dislike for musicals is absolute. I have enjoyed some! The majority being the least musical-theatre-esque ones possible. Take John Carney’s Sing Street , for example, which naturally weaves decently written, catchy new wave indie rock songs into the plot. La La Land took a forced second watch to appreciate, but once I was forced to watch more than just the first act of flash mobs,...